Stories About Caves

moveslikeshatner:

adragonisnoslave:

mamastiles:

joramun:

As the voice of women everywhere, I’ll say exactly what you’re thinking about this whole scandal, “Yo, Kristen Stewart, you frowny-faced idiot, you cheated on the man with hair I’d give three of my mother’s toes to smell for ten seconds with a guy who looks like he was a cocktail serving extra on one episode of Mad Men?  You’ve got to be kidding.  If you didn’t want him, you should have said something to me because I would have been happy to take him off your hands”

Read more about women who hate K.Stew right here

As the voice of women everywhere, I’ll say you need to shut your fucking mouth right the fuck now because who the fuck are you to judge someone else

PS if you want to judge someone, judge the married man and not the young adult okay thanks get out of my life

I don’t know who gave OP the right to be the “voice of women everywhere” but uh. I’m sorry that wasn’t what I was thinking about the “scandal” at all.

Like I said to Zee, this reminds me of way back when, when Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt broke up because he had an affair with Angelina Jolie. Everyone and their mother talked about what a “slut” Angelina was, and yet no one was willing to throw shade on the man who cheated on his wife. HMMMMM.

so i hate kstew but for reasons unrelated to this whole shitstorm which i don’t understand why it’s a big deal or is still being talked about, so i’ll just say to the op - fuck your slut-shaming bullshit, kthxbai

Also, no. Robert Pattinson is gross. I’m a woman and though I’m only attracted to maybe 2% of males, RPatx0rs doesn’t transcend my 98%-into-women-ness. SO, MOM, YOUR TOES ARE SAFE.

How about I just make out with Kristen Stewart and we call it quits? She’s way better looking and I’m guessing way more fun.

Wait…

OP is the voice of women everywhere?

I mean, damn. Nobody told me. I think I’m a woman.

And actually, what I was thinking about this whole scandal was, “… … …” Because nobody cares.

(Source: crushabledotcom, via morgulblade)