March 2013
constable-connor replied to your post: morgulblade replied to…
People don’t shout Taxi in London, they just hold their arms out.
*gasp* The IT Crowd lied to me! :P Okey-doke though. Thanks.
morgulblade replied to your post: morgulblade replied to your post: Honestly I don’t…
OH you’re in London? Okay, this isn’t so bad! It’s like NY. Stand off of the sidewalk a bit—the free cabs will have their lights turned on. Stick your arm out or yell TAXI. There are also areas on the street where they collect and you can queue up.
I will be coming Tuesday, yeah :) So, okay, cool. This is...
solluxyaoi:
“do you think this song could make a girl fall in love with me?”
“i think it already has”
“GREAT. CUZ ITS FOR COSETTE.”
silentlydrawn:
leepaced:
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
#otp: you’ve been wearing black too long
Joe could get it and all of Genovia son
morgulblade replied to your post: Honestly I don’t even know how to get a taxi I’ve…
Pray? I mean you’re in France so I don’t know. In New York, it’s a lot of praying and getting ready to scream at people if they steal yours.
Armed only with prayer and a fully prepped set of lungs, Kayleigh must face one of her biggest trials: getting a cab in London.
I think I’ll probably resort to...
Honestly I don’t even know how to get a taxi
I’ve only used a taxi once in my life and it was at an airport and that’s not even the same thing
I am going to have to figure out how in the world to call a taxi at 6 in the ding dang morning
arizula:
i wish anxiety and self doubt burned calories
revermieux replied to your post: “Oh my god my boyfriend can never wear sweatpants,…
People in France are a lot like that though, unfortunately. I’ve talked a lot about this with my French roommmate and she says it’s really a cultural thing in certain areas, so your stupid friends are not the only people who think that way :\
Plot twist, she’s Canadian. lol. I don’t actually...
superslyskillzmcfly replied to your post: constable-connor replied to your post: “Oh my god…
Im surprised someone hasn’t punched her in the face yet.
The other day, I swear. I was close to it. But all I could was sit there in disbelief and think “Did she just say that? She did not just say that.” And my one roommate and I (she was at our place) afterward were talking about it...
I'm sorry if it seems like I'm always complaining...
But sometimes you just can’t escape from someone who says the stupidest things you’ve ever heard. I really do have friends here that I enjoy. It’s just that the other people require me to rant lest I murder them.
constable-connor replied to your post: “Oh my god my boyfriend can never wear sweatpants,…
what the fuck? Relationships aren’t about changing people, what asshole said this?
In the interest of full disclosure I added the part that literally said relationships are about changing people, but yeah, she kept saying how whenever they get boyfriend they have to train them into whatever.
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laughingalonewithautoresponder:
gaymzee:
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
Seriously, what the actual fuck? Are mental fucking illnesses now...
“Oh my god my boyfriend can never wear sweatpants, I don’t allow it. I’m training him to do this and that and all my friends get boyfriends and then change their behavior and change their wardrobes because relationships are about changing someone to what suits you. Shopping shopping shopping. Boys don’t like fashion because they are boys, but we girls love shopping and...
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Am I the only one who hates getting unsolicited dieting tidbits while I’m trying to talk about food? I’m talking about how you’ll be like “I love [x]” and someone says “Oh yeah but there are a lot of calories in that” or “Do you know how much walking it takes to burn that off?”
No, and frankly I don’t care, because I just want to eat it...
I think I am going to have to spend the money on a taxi to get from the hostel to the airport when I leave, because I need to be at the airport at 8 in the morning, and everything that I’m seeing from Google maps is like “Fuck you, how’s 8:30?” And I’m like, “The gate closes at 8:40 so, no.” But if it’s a choice between missing a flight or spending...
February 2013
some cool facts that not many people know
rabioheab:
every U.S. president was really just one guy in many different disguises
the sun is flat
when played backwards and sped up the audio from “bee movie” is the words to an ancient hunting chant
birds are not real they are government spy robots
the letter “K” does not exist
dinglehoppersaplenty:
godlegos:
tahthetrickster:
rnedia:
a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance im so glad someone did this group naming thing right
a group of peacocks is called an ostentation
a group of crows is called a murder
#a group of sociopaths is called a fandom.
Watchohmypheels:
ftfhal:
novakian:
ohai-mg:
cuddleing:
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
billy has no friends oh my god
i want to reblog this every single day because its my favourite post ever omg
oh my GOSH
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constable-connor replied to your post: I find it interesting how people can be so different. And it’s really cool too! :D
WOah! Woah! WOaH! Different!? Trigger warning! The socially politically correct term is “differently loving.” I kid, but seriously that is pretty interesting how people have differences in communicating with their significant other.
Ermagerd I forgot, so sorry, I hope...
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I find it interesting how people can be so...
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I only Skype with Boyfriend once a week, and the only contact we really get otherwise, is e-mailing back and forth. And, furthermore, sometimes I send him an e-mail at 8 in the morning France-Time (while I’m eating breakfast), and don’t get his reply until the next day at the same time, due to time zone differences—because he wasn’t able to reply until 1 or 2 or...
I advocate people excising the poisonous people from their lives.
Because life is far too short too waste time on people who wouldn’t waste time on you.
What if Donna used the lottery money to open a...
reginaisthegoodone:
I need you to order lunch for ten people, prepare the meeting room for 10am and make sure there are some biscuits with the coffee. Try not screw up this time.
Oh my god, that’s Donna.
She’s not supposed to see me.
Oi, you, why are you hiding under the desk.
I’ve just dropped a pen, Miss Noble.
It’s Mrs. Temple-Noble. And I see no pen. So watch it.
Of...
samandriel:
So when Amanda Seyfried fainted on the set of Les Mis, whose arms did she wake up in? Hugh Jackman’s. When Jennifer Lawrence tripped at the Oscars, who ran to her aid? Hugh Jackman.
Actual knight in shining armor Hugh Jackman.
GUYS THERE IS ACTUALLY A WEBSITE THAT COMPLEMENTS...
thedaleksweardeathfrisbees:
trickstarbrave:
sliferthewhydidigeta:
mellulah:
yuugiohs:
uncolorfulskittles:
http://emergencycompliment.com/#
somebody cares
WOW.
YEAH IT MATCHES ALRIGHT.
Well then
OMG
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWTF
THAT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY I’M SCARED
I WANTED TO BE AN ASTRONAUT WHEN I WAS 5 D8
I really needed this A+ tumblr
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thewifeindoncaster:
okay but did the academy even watch the hobbit
“eh, that’s PRETTY good, but have you guys seen lincoln??”
“now that’s what i call set design.”
Are you kidding me that Les Mis won best makeup whatever over The Hobbit
Like are you actually kidding me
Because I think I am legitimately confused as to what the hell the Academy is smoking
Must be some reality-bending SHIT right there
Okay freakout over, the friend who posted on FB said everything’s fine. At least I was able to cook through my emotions and now I have some good chili in front of me, into which I grated a gratuitous amount of aged gouda. It is accompanied by a large chunk of bread and fruity rum drink (aka fruit juice with rum because why the hell not)
and yes, this is how I let my emotions out, I talk...
